I don't know who this Jodie person is but I do remember someone pointing out that the Shady the Villain Twitter used British spellings and phrases like color/colour, trash/bin. Good catch. So when you say she's been around11 years, what has she been doing? Is her tumblr a fake Em too?
I remember hearing about someone who was trying to use techniques from The Secret to meet and marry Em, and that she really believed if she put out that energy her dreams would come true. Sad.
I have my internet connection back up now, so I can type it out better. Brace yourself, it's a LONG story, and Jodie would probably freak out if she found this place and instantly know who I am just by this information...
So a few years back, circa 2006-2007, Jodie Schiller (if that is/was her real name), claimed to have a son named "Tye-Rayne" with Em. Along with a whole bunch of other kids and wacky stories. I do believe that she showed up at SC a few times and tried the same crap, too. But I butted heads with her BADLY and took her for a little spin. She didn't appreciate it to say the least.
I believe I initially found her rantings on a Gavin's blog comment where she claimed to be Kim, and gave a fake e-mail address claiming it to be Em's. I can even remember it, but she probably doesn't use it anymore...or maybe she does seeing as it look like she's still pulling the same old stunts, but has upped the crazy. eighthaw@hotmail.com
gavinsblog.com/2003/11/23/eminems-greatest-gift-hailie-jade/ (look for the "anon" comment on August 2nd 2005.)
I sent her quite a few snarling e-mails, and the exchanges didn't end pretty. Truthfully, I was laughing my ass off most of the time, but I doubt it was so fun for her.
Somehow, MSN usernames were exchanged at some point, (I can't really remember how) and I used one of my book character's names and a completely false background story in order to give her a taste of her own medicine - when she found out such a person didn't exist, she was, to put it plainly - pissed and still didn't see the hypocrisy. Communication went dark for a while, and *then*, I stumbled across *this* Which I am STILL shocked each time I discover this complete wreck of a thread still exists. I guess nothing really DOES get deleted from the Internet...
www.topix.com/forum/who/eminem/T4SQMOL8B42UKDQ41/p1 (this damn thing is over 50 pages long, so be prepared)
Then, suddenly I get a message on my MSN from the same name (eighthaw), and I just decided to play dumb, it seemed she was up for that too since she pretended she had no idea who she was messaging and demanded to know who I was. Then....she decided to pretend she was Em herself. I played along (it's not my first rodeo with crazy ass fans who pretend to be their idol, but that's a whole other story and a different lunatic) and then shit got WEIRD.
Yes. It got worse.
Not only would she pretend to try to call me on my phone as Em (yes, from overseas), but she made outrageous claims of romantic feelings toward me, kids of her's that "he" was adopting and other "secret" children. (and that's not the last of that). When those "calls" were made, it was either Jodie herself claiming to be his secret ex (and baby momma, let's not forget THAT one) ex and screaming at me for "stealing her man", or it was some couple screaming in the background like they were having a fight over making said phone call (probably to make it look authentic that he was "there" and not happy about her contacting me).
At one point, I introduced him/her/them/it to my best friend. Which, behind my back, they insulted her to me. Body shaming and being cruel to the highest degree, and I went OFF. In fact, I think it's the only time I have ever went rabid on someone. You do NOT insult my friends, you do NOT attack my loved ones, or I will come at you so damn quick, your head will spin around more times than planets have orbited. She for some reason claimed that me and my best friend were the same person because she did an IP check.
Now, I get how would be possible if my best friend and I were in the same house, maybe the same street that would have made her suspicious....but my best friend lives in CANADA, I'm in AUSTRALIA. If you're getting a mixed up location from an IP address from THAT far away and still believe I can fly back and forth to Canada within 5 minutes, to have a three-way conversation, you're fucking insane. She insisted to CALL my best friend and then STILL wasn't convinced it wasn't me. Um, COUNTRY codes you moron. They actually serve a purpose and they're ALL different.
Note: at this point, she met my best friend as herself; Jodie. She would constantly switch back and forth because I guess she figured it would cover her tracks? I don't fucking know. Perhaps she thought I was stupider than I looked when I had actually been playing her on and off for a YEAR at this point and she really thought she had me fooled.
The bitch even tried to claim that some of the audio of THIS little girl's song she wrote for her big brother who died in war, was Whitney singing it about Proof.
That was the final straw for me, and I was no longer wanting to play her stupid games. It was not funny for me anymore, and I personally was insulted she did such a thing. It was an insult to that poor little girl, to her brother's memory and his family, and also to Whitney AND Proof. I pulled back from her a bit, just getting tired of it all, and then she finally came clean....after trying to propose to me as Em.
She didn't like it when I just cut her off and decided to go apeshit on me. Researching me to the point she found my campaign message when I ran for my local election a year before. She even claimed at one point to be flying down to see me (as Em) within a days notice, and that the plane was landing in a town in the middle of the Adelaide Hills.
And honestly, that's not even the last time that I saw her.
Te final time, was a few years ago, maybe around 2010? When I was initially trying to recover from my agoraphobia and joined an anxiety support site. A user came into the chat room, bearing the name of her adopted "daughter" (or so she claimed) and "mama" behind it, (apparently, when all the Em/Jodie drama went down, she was only 17...) and I recognized it, she then said her name was Jodie and she was from England....and I just *knew*. It was so damn eerie, and I can't recall if I said anything to her about it or not, but I never went back. If I recall, I think what tipped me off is that she said something about The Virgin Islands, or having a son named Tye-Rayne and really...there's no WAY that is coincidental.
But, I've kept my eye out over the years for her stories of Em and wacky children, and I think the closest thing I came to find was some social media profile (one I don't use) and she didn't mention anything about her multiple personalities, so I had assumed she'd grown the hell up.
But if this Jodie313 is the SAME person, stay the HELL away from her if you can. She's one wacky fruitcake, and I even left some stuff out...
ETA: I just found this when seeing if I can find the link to the first Gavin's blog comment:
report-spam.email/eighthaw/hotmAIL.COMNo, definitely do NOT trust anything from that e-mail address. LOL.
I can actually read "Kim" if I try really hard, actually I don't see a kitten but a baby elefant...man, this looks like that Rorschach test but with dots 
maybe M stands for marriage, meaning he wants to marry Kim again? If I look super closely, I can see an engagement ring and a wedding dress and a wedding cake there inside the M! 
