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Post by brianna on May 9, 2019 13:39:58 GMT -5
Am I the only one that doesn’t find this dude funny? Yeah the original sketch was funny but just listening to him here now he just seems awkward and I didn’t giggle once during the management bit Idk I’m over him lol but I’m sure em is gonna be obsessed with him for the rest of the year lol No you’re right, he’s not a great comedian. His Em impressions is the best thing he’s ever done |
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Post by GG102 on May 9, 2019 19:54:49 GMT -5
Am I the only one that doesn’t find this dude funny? Yeah the original sketch was funny but just listening to him here now he just seems awkward and I didn’t giggle once during the management bit Idk I’m over him lol but I’m sure em is gonna be obsessed with him for the rest of the year lol EM obsessed; no way...OCD; no way...LOL! EM literally launched Chris' career and look at all the free promo EM and Logic are getting. LMAO! I literally love the "I'll wash your hand..." camaraderie! |
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Post by GG102 on May 10, 2019 20:16:09 GMT -5
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Post by GG102 on May 22, 2019 20:34:52 GMT -5
In case anyone is interested, "Billboard" just posted the lyrics for "Homicide:"
Son, you know why you the greatest alive?
Why, Dad?
Because you came out of my balls, n---a
Hahahaha
Fuck rap, bustin' like an addict with a semi-automatic
Who done had it, and he ready for anybody to buck back
Hold up, catch a vibe, ain't no way in hell we leavin' nobody alive
Leave a suicide note, fuck that
Bobby feelin' villainous, he killin' this
I'm comin' for your man and his lady and even the baby
I'm feelin' like I'm chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady with rabies
I'm foamin' at the mouth, ain't nobody takin' me out
Every single rapper in the industry, yeah, they know what I'm about
And I dare you to test me
'Cause not a single one of you motherfuckers impress me
And maybe that's a little bit of an exaggeration, but I'm full of innovation
And I'm tired of all of this high school, "He's cool, he's not" rap shit
Can a single one of you motherfuckers even rap? Shit
No, this ain't a diss to the game, it's a gas to the flame
Nowadays, everybody sound the same, shit's lame
Like a moth to the flame, I'ma reel 'em in and kill 'em
Know you feelin' lyricism when I'm spillin' it, I'm feelin' myself
Yeah, yeah, Bobby Boy, he be feelin' himself
Mass murder like this can't be good for my health
When I rap like this, do I sound like shit?
Well, it don't really matter, 'cause I'm killin' this shit
Yeah, I'm killin' this shit
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm killin' this shit
Bobby, how many times you been killin' this shit?
Find another rhyme, goddamn, n---a, shit
Fuck rap, bustin' like an addict with a semi-automatic
Who done had it, and he ready for anybody to buck back
Hold up, catch a vibe, ain't no way in hell we leavin' nobody alive
Leave a suicide note, fuck that
Bobby feelin' villainous, he killin' this
I'm comin' for your man and his lady and even the baby
I'm feelin' like I'm chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady
There's nowhere to hide, we call this shit genocide
Hit 'em with that (doot, doot, doot) and they die
We gon' leave 'em crucified, we call this shit genocide
I got bitches, I got hoes, I got rare designer clothes
No, we ain't fuckin' with that
Yeah, there's a time and a place, but if you ain't comin' with the illest of raps
Callin' yourself the greatest alive
Then you don't deserve to do that
No, no, oh no, no, please do not do that
You gon' get smacked, you gon' make Bobby attack
You gon' make Bobby Boy snap
You gon' make Bobby Boy snap (Bobby Boy!)
Fuck rap, bustin' like an addict with a semi-automatic
Who done had it, and he ready for anybody to buck back
Hold up, catch a vibe, ain't no way in hell we leavin' nobody alive
Leave a suicide note, fuck that
Bobby feelin' villainous, he killin' this
I'm comin' for your man and his lady and even the baby
I'm feelin' like I'm chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady
Jigga-jigga-jigga-jigga-jigga like Jay-Z
Jig is up, you fuckers who didn't write anything
Are getting washed now, chicka-chicka-chicka, like bathing
Young Hova, I know hitters like Yankees
Gun toters that pull triggers like crazy
Unloadin', leave you shot up in your Rover
Your body goes limp and slumps over
Like A-Rod in a month lull, but he just homered
Hold up, I said Rover because now your Rover is red
Like Red Rover, so you know what I meant
But I roll over my opponents instead
Makin' dog sounds 'cause I gotta keep breakin' these bars down
I'll go slow for the speds
But when I go (roof) like the doberman said
I still think the (roof) would go over your head (haha)
Beast mode, motherfuckers 'bout to get hit with so many foul lines
You think I'm a free throw
Figured it was about time for people to eat crow
You about to get out-rhymed, how could I be dethroned?
I stay on my toes like the repo, a behemoth in sheep clothes
From the East Coast to the West, I'm the ethos and I'm the G.O.A.T
Who the best? I don't gotta say a fuckin' thing, though, 'cause MC's know
But you don't wanna hear me spit the facts
Your shit is ass like a tailbone
And you're trapped in your cell phone
On my chicken scratch, or my self-loathe
I don't want to fuckin' listen to you spit your rap someone else wrote
Used to get beat up by the big kids
Used to let the big kids steal my big wheel
And I wouldn't do shit but just sit still
Now money's not a big deal
I'm rich, I wipe my ass with six mil'
Big bills like a platypus
A caterpillar's comin' to get the cannabis
I'm lookin' for the smoke but you motherfuckers are scatterin'
Batterin' everything and I've had it with the inadequate
Man, I can see my dick is standin' stiff as a mannequin
And I'm bringin' the bandana back, and the fuckin' headband again
A handkerchief and I'm thinkin' of bringin' the fuckin' fingerless gloves back
And not giving a singular fuck, like fuck rap
I sound like a fuckin' millionaire
With the Derringer with a hair trigger
'Bout to bear hug it, fuckin' terrier, the Ric Flair dripper
Y'all couldn't hold a candle at a prayer vigil
When I vent, they compare me to a fuckin' air duct
I'm about to bare knuckle it, nah, fuck it
I'm gonna go upside their head with a Nantucket, abraca-fuckin'-dabra
The track is the blood, I'm attracted, I'm attackin' it
What? Dracula, fuck that shit
I'm up, back with a thud
Man, stop
Look what I'm plannin', plannin', I'm plannin' to
Do all this while you panickin'
And you're lookin' and starin' at mannequins
And I'm goin' to Fanagan's, tryin' to get up a plan against
All of the blana-kazana-ka-fam-bam-bannigans
While of all the bana-kazanika Hanna in a cabana
You're in a cab
I'm in a cabana and a Janet
I'm in a cabana chantin' all this stand up banter
While you don't got the stamina, you're lackin' the stamina
You're lackin' the stamina while you're divorcin' Harrison Ford
And I'm in a Porsche on the floor boards
While I'm world tourin'
You usin' way too many napkins, papkins, lapkins and chapki
You using ChapStick and napkins while I'm papkin'
Flappin' around like a bapkin'
Flammina babbita playin' a jampkin
Dammit, a can of pa
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Post by Admin on Jun 13, 2019 5:46:51 GMT -5
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Post by GG102 on Jun 24, 2019 19:41:20 GMT -5
Just gossip, and who knows if it's true, but I heard that EMs inner circle are currently working on a shoot in LA..." And that James Larese is directing.
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Post by stefanie on Jun 28, 2019 14:12:17 GMT -5
Just gossip, and who knows if it's true, but I heard that EMs inner circle are currently working on a shoot in LA..." And that James Larese is directing. Video is out t.co/ogVrGWTr6g |
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Post by GG102 on Jun 28, 2019 14:47:57 GMT -5
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Post by GG102 on Jun 29, 2019 19:20:50 GMT -5
Gee, I guess no one likes the video since it's been posted for 16 hrs and not a single comment...LOL!
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Post by Admin on Jun 30, 2019 3:03:15 GMT -5
I was way busy yesterday, but yeah, I think the video is a lot of fun. I enjoyed it very much. Eminem looks crazy with the the long hair and beard. Everyone was very committed to their role.
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Post by sophiemom on Jul 1, 2019 19:00:16 GMT -5
I really like it too but I must confess that I did not recognize Em at the end. In my defense I did not see his tats and the sunglasses threw me off.
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Post by me on Jul 2, 2019 4:28:31 GMT -5
I have to confess I was so utterly shocked at the sight of his beard I literally had nightmares... it looks very long and then part of it is missing under his lower lip. I know it’s supposed to look like d’elia but still very scary... but I read online that it’s possibly fake? I hope so, otherwise I have to have a serious chat with him
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Post by GG102 on Jul 2, 2019 20:18:19 GMT -5
Have no fear...It's a fake, me, hope you have a good night's sleep! |
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Post by Admin on Jul 17, 2019 6:08:15 GMT -5
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